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Synced and corrected by kinglouisxx
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Oh, man. This Share the Wealth
protest has me all jacked up.
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I'd be down there right now
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yelling "Eat the 1%"
with the rest of my people
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if I wasn't in this COVID death window.
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Your people?
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Your people had kids that
had kids that made these people.
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Hey, I've never lost
my taste for social justice.
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I let my freak flag fly.
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Check it out.
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Three piercings in one ear.
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It's kinda hard to see 'cause
I let two of 'em close up.
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My mother said I looked like a whore.
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Hey, I thought someone was
going to call the exterminator
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to set a trap for this thing.
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Come on, Becky. We're sisters,
and we're bigger than this.
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Forget that I got your pay docked
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and come over here and braid
my hair, like you used to
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at our summer chateau by the lake.
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Could you two stop for one second?
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Society's problems
are a lot more important
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than your stupid sibling fights.
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I can't hear. Shut up.
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You shut up!
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Well, I have a different
perspective on all this.
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As a former magazine publisher
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and a proud member of the 1%,
I feel that...
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[Laughs] Are you out of your damn mind?
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You know how much money you have
to make to be part of the 1%?
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[Chuckles] The "1%" isn't
a specific thing, Darlene.
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It's just a general idea.
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No, it's not. It's an actual number.
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The lowest you can make
and be a part of the 1%
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is $254,000 a year
if you live in Mississippi.
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[Laughs] You're not even
a rich person in Mississippi.
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Well, if I ever get back into the 1%,
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I'm gonna oppress all you people.
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Okay, last call for rent.
Come on. Cough it up.
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Papa's got his eye on a new fur
for the winter.
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Thank you.
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Are they still protesting?
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All that marching around
just clogs up the streets
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so nobody can get downtown.
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Dad, you haven't been to
downtown Chicago in 30 years.
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Well, now that I can't go, I want to.
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Grandpa, they're blocking the streets
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to fight a corrupt system
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designed to keep the working class down.
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Hey.
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If you pay Mr. Working Class
here the rent,
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he can buy me a pound cake
we can eat in bed later.
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How long you been sitting on that idea?
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I haven't been to work yet to get
my paycheck. I'll get it later.
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But could you guys please stop?
I'm trying to listen.
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Okay, no. I gotta do one thing first.
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I want to see the final round
of "Jeopardy!"
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Hey!
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["Jeopardy!" think music plays]
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"Who is Apollo Creed?"
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Come on! That's a gimme!
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When the corporations start
kidnapping all you poor people
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and using you to colonize Mars,
I'm gonna laugh.
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Crap.
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That's gonna happen.
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3x06
Protest, Drug Test And One Leaves The Nest
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[Pounding]
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Damn it!
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Hey, Becky.
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Hey, thanks for the visitor's pass.
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Did you sell a lot of sandwiches?
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Oh, yeah. Oh, crushed it!
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When you've got a building
full of depressed people
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trying to eat their feelings,
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you can charge whatever you want
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for a stiffening
ham and cheese sandwich.
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- You want one?
- Sure. Thanks.
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[Laughs]
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Oh, my Go...
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Juanita!
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Man, we worked together here
back in the day.
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Yeah. Online poker.
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Still gotta work.
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Oh!
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Well, this takes me back.
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This is where Roseanne and I hid
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after we dropped our pants
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and pressed ham
against the lobby window.
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My side of the window
was unlocked, and I fell out!
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Yeah, I saw it.
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We just got off the bus
for the school tour
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when they did it.
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[Laughs] And that's why we did it!
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Thanks for that.
It made me super popular.
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Oh, damn it!
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I got to call Beverly Rose.
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Lunch break is almost over.
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Oh, hey, Emilio.
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Hi, Beverly Rose!
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Robin.
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Becky.
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Look, honey!
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It's the horrible woman
who docks my pay when I see you.
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Hi, cutie!
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Make better choices than Mommy!
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Okay, everyone, listen up.
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New policy at Wellman...
everyone will be required
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to provide urine under supervision
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for random drug screenings.
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Two questions.
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What do you mean "under supervision"?
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And do you consider a drug
something that grows,
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you know, naturally behind your garage?
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Supervision means
a stranger is going to watch you
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take your pants down
and urinate into a cup.
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Wow. Way to sell it, Robin.
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I'm not trying to sell it.
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I think it's wrong
and I'm not gonna do it.
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You all have to do
what your conscience tells you.
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I'm quitting.
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I have enjoyed working with all of you.
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Except Becky.
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I can't believe Robin's quitting
over a drug test.
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If I made the kind of money she made,
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I'd pop a squat on the pitcher's
mound at Wrigley Field.
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It's obvious. She's not clean.
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Ohhhhhhhh.
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What do you think she's on?
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Peruvian Marching Powder?
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Horse with No Name?
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Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds?
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Some of that stuff
will make you show your ass
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and fall out a window, I'll tell ya.
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Why are you taking back
all the twigs and leaves
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that help us forget what we're eating?
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I'm tired of busting my ass
cooking for you people.
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Not only do they not appreciate it,
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but they complain about them.
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The other day, I used peppercorns.
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Darlene picked them all out and said,
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"Something pooped in my soup."
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I understand. We're philistines!
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Did I use that word right?
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Look, Dan, I gotta go home.
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I'm used to living alone,
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and there's just too many people here.
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I'm in the shower, and Becky
comes in to use the bathroom,
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and then I'm using the bathroom,
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and Harris comes in to brush her teeth.
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Did you know that now
I'm flossing in the closet
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just to get some peace?
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Who could I kill?
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I'll thin out the herd for you.
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[Chuckles]
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No, Dan, you know, we talked about this.
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You knew I'd have to go home eventually.
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Yeah, but I didn't think you'd
actually follow through on it.
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If I followed through on everything
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I said I was gonna do,
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I'd be nothing but muscle
and we'd be sleeping on gold.
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Look at that wall of moms
out there protecting their kids
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at the front of the protest line.
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I mean, they're out there taking
beanbag rounds to the face,
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and you won't even get up
to get me a soda.
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That's because their kids
are out there protesting,
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not leading the "occupy-the-couch-
and-bitch" movement.
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You want me to go out there?
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Well, all I'm saying
is you're laying there
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and whining about us not doing anything.
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If this was really
that important to you,
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you'd be out there with everybody else.
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Okay.
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Wait. You're really going?
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You're right.
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I mean, I'm being a hypocrite
just sitting there
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while everybody else
is out there changing things.
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All right, well, stay six feet
away from everybody,
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and if anything goes down,
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you just yell "I'm pregnant"
and run into a bookstore.
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No one's looting bookstores.
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See you on TV.
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[Door closes]
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Wow!
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Well, I didn't see that coming.
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You actually inspired your daughter
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to go out and stand up
for what she believes in.
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Yeah, that was pretty cool.
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I was just trying to make her feel bad.
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No rush, but could you write me
a check for the rent
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while I stand here and stare at you?
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Already done.
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I gave it to Louise
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while she was shaving her legs
in the shower.
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Oh, and, um...
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Harris is going to have a problem
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covering her share this month.
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Why?
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Because she texted me this morning
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that she doesn't want to go back
to work until the protest is over,
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and her boss said that
if she's not there tomorrow,
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he's gonna let her go.
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Damn it, Darlene!
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You gotta talk some sense into that kid.
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Yeah, but, Dad, this is
the only time in her life
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that she can do something like this.
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She wants to have her voice
heard, and I-I get it.
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- [Exhales sharply]
- Look, maybe...
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maybe I can cover her part of the rent.
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This is all your fault.
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You made her think she was special.
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Where'd you get that?!
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You didn't get it from me.
I made a point of never telling
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any of you kids you were special.
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And yet somehow, we're all
successful and happy anyway.
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Now, if you'll excuse me, I have
to get back to the Senate.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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I need to talk to you for a minute.
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[Door closes]
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If you've got a knife, I've got a gun.
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I'm not here to stab you, 'cause
everyone would know it was me.
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[Sighs]
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Look, I think
I know why you're quitting.
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I told you why I'm quitting.
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Did you?
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Would you say something different
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if I told you
I'm a recovering alcoholic?
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I would say there's no secrets
on an assembly line,
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and you're the fourth person
to tell me that you're a drunk.
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Gossip is cruel,
but surprisingly accurate.
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I'm here because,
as much as I don't like you,
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if you have an addiction problem,
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you need to go to meetings,
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and...
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I'll go with you if I have to.
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[Chuckles] Wow.
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Why are you offering to help me?
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Well, for one, you're my boss,
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and I plan to continue to be
a really marginal employee.
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That's a given.
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And?
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And I got pregnant
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and had to get sober for my baby.
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And I always thought...
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if somebody had offered to help me,
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I might've stopped sooner.
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Darlene's wrong about you. You're okay.
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I'm not quitting to avoid the drug test
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because I'm an addict.
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I'm trans.
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Whoa. Plot twist.
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Now you get why I'm not comfortable
with supervised testing.
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I totally get it.
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00:10:17,778 --> 00:10:20,788
You shouldn't be forced to
come out if you don't want to.
261
00:10:20,819 --> 00:10:22,422
Oh, no, no. [Chuckles]
262
00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:24,483
I came out a long, long time ago.
263
00:10:24,516 --> 00:10:26,412
All of my husbands have known.
264
00:10:26,445 --> 00:10:29,127
My friends know, my family knows.
265
00:10:29,159 --> 00:10:31,449
It's the people that don't know
and don't need to know.
266
00:10:31,482 --> 00:10:32,791
It doesn't matter to my dry cleaner,
267
00:10:32,822 --> 00:10:34,261
and it doesn't matter at work.
268
00:10:34,294 --> 00:10:36,192
But it's not fair that you have to quit.
269
00:10:36,223 --> 00:10:38,284
It's not worth the PTSD.
270
00:10:38,317 --> 00:10:40,541
That happens a lot in our community.
271
00:10:40,573 --> 00:10:43,223
Movies like "Ace Ventura,"
where all the men vomit
272
00:10:43,255 --> 00:10:44,563
because they find out
the woman is trans,
273
00:10:44,597 --> 00:10:46,363
doesn't make you want to share stuff.
274
00:10:46,395 --> 00:10:47,376
Maybe they were vomiting
275
00:10:47,410 --> 00:10:50,288
because they found out
they were in "Ace Ventura."
276
00:10:50,319 --> 00:10:51,235
[Chuckles]
277
00:10:52,936 --> 00:10:56,240
Everybody hates the idea
of supervised drug testing.
278
00:10:56,272 --> 00:10:58,234
We'll fight it!
279
00:10:58,267 --> 00:11:00,197
I don't want to.
280
00:11:00,228 --> 00:11:02,486
I fought my battles.
281
00:11:02,518 --> 00:11:05,757
It's taken a long journey
to get this freakin' happy,
282
00:11:05,789 --> 00:11:07,359
and it's not worth going back.
283
00:11:08,437 --> 00:11:09,452
I get it.
284
00:11:10,695 --> 00:11:12,787
But you know we're still
gonna fight it, right?
285
00:11:12,820 --> 00:11:14,718
How long have you been sober?
286
00:11:14,751 --> 00:11:15,961
Over a year.
287
00:11:15,993 --> 00:11:17,825
Thank you for asking.
288
00:11:17,857 --> 00:11:20,572
I asked because I want to see
how stable you are.
289
00:11:20,604 --> 00:11:23,417
I just trusted you
with something very private.
290
00:11:23,450 --> 00:11:25,576
Oh, I wasn't that kind of a drunk.
291
00:11:25,608 --> 00:11:27,080
I just slept with a lot of people.
292
00:11:27,112 --> 00:11:28,454
Very little talking.
293
00:11:31,069 --> 00:11:33,065
[Cheering on television]
294
00:11:33,097 --> 00:11:34,176
[TV shuts off]
295
00:11:34,209 --> 00:11:35,975
I'm going.
296
00:11:36,008 --> 00:11:38,298
Look, I left you something
in the fridge,
297
00:11:38,330 --> 00:11:41,896
but knowing your family,
it's probably just a plate by now.
298
00:11:41,928 --> 00:11:44,839
But... what if I can't sleep?
299
00:11:44,872 --> 00:11:46,768
I'm used to cuddling up with you.
300
00:11:46,800 --> 00:11:48,633
You'll be fine.
301
00:11:48,665 --> 00:11:51,119
Just watch "Shark Tank"
and imagine me saying,
302
00:11:51,150 --> 00:11:53,734
"No one would ever buy
anything that stupid,"
303
00:11:53,766 --> 00:11:55,959
and you saying, "I'd buy it right now."
304
00:11:58,183 --> 00:11:59,459
I'll text you when I get home.
305
00:12:05,442 --> 00:12:06,521
Ah.
306
00:12:06,554 --> 00:12:09,532
How can I be behind where
my parents were at my age?
307
00:12:09,564 --> 00:12:11,297
Mm.
308
00:12:11,329 --> 00:12:13,128
That sounds like a serious question,
309
00:12:13,161 --> 00:12:15,484
and I'd really like
to help you out, but...
310
00:12:15,516 --> 00:12:17,184
I got high in the driveway.
311
00:12:19,603 --> 00:12:20,945
When I was Harris's age,
312
00:12:20,978 --> 00:12:22,449
I got to rage against the machine
313
00:12:22,481 --> 00:12:24,248
and try to fix the world.
314
00:12:24,282 --> 00:12:27,878
You know, I was protesting
for vegan food in the cafeteria
315
00:12:27,910 --> 00:12:30,233
and I was against
female genital mutilation.
316
00:12:30,267 --> 00:12:31,346
Oh!
317
00:12:31,378 --> 00:12:32,849
Who's for that?
318
00:12:34,256 --> 00:12:35,892
I'll give you a hint.
319
00:12:35,924 --> 00:12:37,396
It's not women.
320
00:12:37,429 --> 00:12:39,130
Is it men?
321
00:12:41,090 --> 00:12:42,628
It's men, isn't it?
322
00:12:44,133 --> 00:12:46,161
But that's not my point.
323
00:12:46,193 --> 00:12:48,418
I mean, Harris can't do any of that
324
00:12:48,451 --> 00:12:50,641
because I can't cover her rent.
325
00:12:50,674 --> 00:12:51,622
[Sighs]
326
00:12:51,655 --> 00:12:54,010
I guess I could stop
saving for Mark's college
327
00:12:54,041 --> 00:12:55,906
or maybe stop paying the dentist.
328
00:12:55,939 --> 00:12:57,574
I mean, once he finds out
he's not going to college,
329
00:12:57,607 --> 00:13:00,223
he's got nothing to smile about anyway.
330
00:13:00,256 --> 00:13:02,807
Oh, let yourself off the hook.
331
00:13:02,839 --> 00:13:05,357
You know, most kids
don't get to protest.
332
00:13:05,391 --> 00:13:06,569
You know?
333
00:13:06,601 --> 00:13:08,596
Some kids have to actually work
334
00:13:08,629 --> 00:13:10,559
in those factories that make the phones
335
00:13:10,591 --> 00:13:12,357
so that other kids can find out
336
00:13:12,390 --> 00:13:14,222
what time they're supposed to be
at the protest.
337
00:13:16,478 --> 00:13:17,884
Whoa, that's heavy.
338
00:13:19,487 --> 00:13:21,188
Thanks, Spicoli.
339
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:27,172
All right, I-I gotta go tell her
she's got to come home.
340
00:13:27,205 --> 00:13:29,854
Are we gonna get fired
for just walking off our jobs?
341
00:13:29,887 --> 00:13:31,098
Hey, not if we all stick together.
342
00:13:31,130 --> 00:13:32,930
This is where
they're gonna do the testing,
343
00:13:32,961 --> 00:13:35,610
and they can't do it
if we refuse to leave.
344
00:13:35,644 --> 00:13:37,933
You don't even work here anymore.
345
00:13:37,965 --> 00:13:41,072
I want to belong to something!
Leave me alone!
346
00:13:41,105 --> 00:13:42,675
Well, I'm fine with protesting,
347
00:13:42,708 --> 00:13:45,619
'cause nobody's gonna see
my flower besides my husband.
348
00:13:45,650 --> 00:13:48,365
Thanks for ruining flowers
for me, Carla.
349
00:13:48,398 --> 00:13:49,902
Okay, I've never done this before,
350
00:13:49,934 --> 00:13:51,865
but I know if we just stay in here,
351
00:13:51,898 --> 00:13:54,809
production shuts down and they
have to negotiate with us.
352
00:13:54,840 --> 00:13:56,149
What's going on?
353
00:13:56,181 --> 00:13:57,718
We can't have this many people in here
354
00:13:57,750 --> 00:13:59,093
at one time during COVID.
355
00:13:59,125 --> 00:14:01,349
And there's gonna be a lot more of us!
356
00:14:01,381 --> 00:14:04,194
You tell your bosses...
no supervised drug testing,
357
00:14:04,226 --> 00:14:05,960
no more protests.
358
00:14:05,993 --> 00:14:07,529
I'll tell 'em, but just so you know,
359
00:14:07,562 --> 00:14:09,263
I'm coming back with more security.
360
00:14:09,296 --> 00:14:10,539
Okay.
361
00:14:10,572 --> 00:14:12,535
Don't make it easy
for them to drag us off.
362
00:14:12,566 --> 00:14:14,955
Everybody, down on the ground.
363
00:14:14,987 --> 00:14:18,160
This is passive resistance.
Gandhi did this.
364
00:14:18,193 --> 00:14:20,318
I saw that movie.
He didn't do it in the bathroom!
365
00:14:21,691 --> 00:14:22,640
Come on!
366
00:14:22,673 --> 00:14:26,271
♪♪
367
00:14:26,303 --> 00:14:30,031
Hey! Thank you so much
for bringing me the gas mask!
368
00:14:30,063 --> 00:14:32,745
Uh... what are you doing? That's lunch.
369
00:14:32,778 --> 00:14:34,903
I know. I'm a revolutionary now.
370
00:14:34,936 --> 00:14:36,572
I can't have my mom bring me lunch.
371
00:14:36,604 --> 00:14:38,371
Well, there's no caviar in there,
372
00:14:38,404 --> 00:14:40,040
if that's what you're worried about.
373
00:14:40,072 --> 00:14:41,904
Listen.
374
00:14:41,935 --> 00:14:44,453
I know that I encouraged you to do this,
375
00:14:44,487 --> 00:14:47,560
and I am so proud of you
for coming out here
376
00:14:47,593 --> 00:14:49,588
and putting yourself on the line
for something you believe in.
377
00:14:49,621 --> 00:14:51,125
But...?
378
00:14:51,159 --> 00:14:53,122
No, there's no "but."
379
00:14:53,153 --> 00:14:56,195
And I think it's time
for you to go back to work.
380
00:14:56,227 --> 00:14:58,353
[Scoffs] I told you I can't do that.
381
00:14:58,385 --> 00:15:00,577
Okay, well, if you don't
contribute to the rent,
382
00:15:00,609 --> 00:15:02,998
then your "Share the Wealth"
protest here is gonna be
383
00:15:03,030 --> 00:15:05,353
"Share That Little Tent
With the Rest of Your Family."
384
00:15:05,386 --> 00:15:06,857
We'll figure something out,
385
00:15:06,890 --> 00:15:08,459
but I'm not leaving here
until it's over.
386
00:15:08,492 --> 00:15:10,259
No, we did figure something out.
387
00:15:10,291 --> 00:15:11,960
We're all paying rent.
388
00:15:11,992 --> 00:15:14,969
Harris, I know it sucks, but poor people
389
00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:17,616
can't afford to quit their jobs
to make things better.
390
00:15:17,649 --> 00:15:19,677
Poor people are the ones
with the most to lose.
391
00:15:19,709 --> 00:15:21,181
Why shouldn't they be on the front line?
392
00:15:21,214 --> 00:15:23,798
Because we can't
take the time off to do it.
393
00:15:23,831 --> 00:15:26,480
In my little story earlier,
maybe I wasn't clear...
394
00:15:26,512 --> 00:15:28,671
we're the poor people.
395
00:15:28,704 --> 00:15:30,372
Okay, well, that's your fault.
396
00:15:30,404 --> 00:15:32,825
I mean, maybe if your generation
did what my generation is doing,
397
00:15:32,857 --> 00:15:35,866
instead of wearing ironic
T-shirts trying to make a point,
398
00:15:35,899 --> 00:15:38,221
then you wouldn't be begging
your daughter to pay your rent.
399
00:15:38,254 --> 00:15:39,758
You know what? This isn't about begging.
400
00:15:39,791 --> 00:15:41,460
This is about taking responsibility.
401
00:15:41,492 --> 00:15:43,095
You have a job.
402
00:15:43,127 --> 00:15:45,025
And my generation did stuff.
403
00:15:45,056 --> 00:15:46,135
I tried to go to Lilith Fair.
404
00:15:46,167 --> 00:15:48,293
That was a big old woman thing.
405
00:15:48,326 --> 00:15:50,943
You know, if I was in college,
this is what I would be doing.
406
00:15:50,975 --> 00:15:52,643
But I'm not, because I have to work.
407
00:15:52,676 --> 00:15:54,607
You know what? You're right.
408
00:15:54,639 --> 00:15:56,994
Nobody shared the wealth with you.
409
00:15:57,026 --> 00:15:58,530
I'm sorry. But you know what that means?
410
00:15:58,563 --> 00:16:00,361
You gotta work to pay the rent.
411
00:16:00,394 --> 00:16:02,095
And you know what happens if you don't?
412
00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:03,862
You find someplace else to live.
413
00:16:03,895 --> 00:16:05,267
I can live right here.
414
00:16:05,299 --> 00:16:07,950
Great. See you in January.
415
00:16:07,982 --> 00:16:10,075
Don't come crying to me
when the wind comes off the lake
416
00:16:10,107 --> 00:16:11,809
and knocks you
right off your toilet bucket.
417
00:16:11,841 --> 00:16:15,046
♪♪
418
00:16:16,864 --> 00:16:19,384
- Mind your business!
- Not our business!
419
00:16:19,409 --> 00:16:22,013
- It's our business!
- Not your business!
420
00:16:22,045 --> 00:16:24,270
Eh, not poppin'.
421
00:16:24,303 --> 00:16:26,233
Come in tomorrow with three new chants.
422
00:16:27,703 --> 00:16:30,254
Ladies, it's David Wellman.
I'm coming in.
423
00:16:30,288 --> 00:16:33,787
Look, you all have to
go back to work right now.
424
00:16:33,818 --> 00:16:36,796
We want to go back to work,
but you have to promise
425
00:16:36,828 --> 00:16:39,347
to let employees
take our drug tests in private.
426
00:16:39,379 --> 00:16:40,655
That's right.
427
00:16:40,686 --> 00:16:43,925
Oh, my God. Is that you, Jackie Harris?
428
00:16:43,958 --> 00:16:47,392
I thought you'd be in a cult
or a... or a nuthouse by now.
429
00:16:47,425 --> 00:16:49,813
I've dabbled in both.
430
00:16:51,414 --> 00:16:53,410
Look, it's a matter of safety.
431
00:16:53,441 --> 00:16:55,699
Would you want someone who's high
432
00:16:55,731 --> 00:16:57,889
operating the heavy machinery
around here?
433
00:16:57,922 --> 00:16:59,885
Okay. I get that.
434
00:16:59,917 --> 00:17:01,781
But we don't need to be violated
435
00:17:01,814 --> 00:17:04,627
by having some creepy stranger watch us.
436
00:17:04,659 --> 00:17:07,668
Would you be more comfortable
if it was someone you know?
437
00:17:07,701 --> 00:17:09,632
We're not letting you watch, Wellman.
438
00:17:10,775 --> 00:17:12,574
I guess if we knew the woman.
439
00:17:12,607 --> 00:17:14,995
I'd pee in front of a Christian woman.
440
00:17:15,026 --> 00:17:17,382
Okay, well... how about Becky here?
441
00:17:17,415 --> 00:17:19,509
You all put your jobs
on the line for her, right?
442
00:17:19,540 --> 00:17:21,437
[Women agreeing]
443
00:17:21,470 --> 00:17:25,362
I'm honored and humbled
by the opportunity.
444
00:17:25,394 --> 00:17:26,769
Thanks a lot.
445
00:17:27,848 --> 00:17:29,320
Good job, Beck.
446
00:17:29,352 --> 00:17:30,529
We did it!
447
00:17:30,562 --> 00:17:33,147
You don't work here.
448
00:17:33,178 --> 00:17:33,997
Whoo!
449
00:17:38,607 --> 00:17:40,406
How'd it go?
450
00:17:40,439 --> 00:17:41,487
I'm the new test monitor.
451
00:17:42,893 --> 00:17:44,331
You don't have to quit now.
452
00:17:44,363 --> 00:17:45,378
Thank you.
453
00:17:45,410 --> 00:17:47,831
Sisters got to hang together.
454
00:17:47,862 --> 00:17:49,630
Get your lazy ass back to work, Becky.
455
00:17:53,847 --> 00:17:54,861
Hope you're happy.
456
00:17:54,894 --> 00:17:55,646
[Door closes]
457
00:17:55,680 --> 00:17:57,250
I just left behind all the people
458
00:17:57,282 --> 00:17:58,853
who are risking everything
to make a change
459
00:17:58,885 --> 00:18:01,959
because I had to come back
to support my pathetic family.
460
00:18:01,992 --> 00:18:03,626
Well, you did the right thing.
461
00:18:03,658 --> 00:18:06,014
And speaking on behalf
of your pathetic family,
462
00:18:06,047 --> 00:18:07,029
we thank you.
463
00:18:07,061 --> 00:18:08,467
What's going on?
464
00:18:08,499 --> 00:18:10,365
Here's your damn rent money.
465
00:18:10,396 --> 00:18:11,803
Hey.
466
00:18:11,835 --> 00:18:13,831
How dare you talk
to your grandfather that way.
467
00:18:13,863 --> 00:18:16,218
You pick that up and hand it
to him like a person.
468
00:18:16,252 --> 00:18:17,658
He's not my grandfather.
He's my landlord.
469
00:18:17,689 --> 00:18:19,226
I can say whatever I want.
470
00:18:19,260 --> 00:18:20,340
It's okay. I got it.
471
00:18:20,372 --> 00:18:21,516
No, Dad, don't. Leave it.
472
00:18:21,549 --> 00:18:24,558
She's an ungrateful little brat,
and she should pick it up.
473
00:18:24,590 --> 00:18:26,356
Why? I'm already bailing him out.
474
00:18:26,388 --> 00:18:27,533
He should do something, too.
475
00:18:27,566 --> 00:18:29,398
Harris, pick up the damn check!
476
00:18:29,431 --> 00:18:30,184
Or what?!
477
00:18:30,215 --> 00:18:31,852
Stop it!
478
00:18:31,883 --> 00:18:33,323
Stop it, both of you!
479
00:18:34,794 --> 00:18:37,999
You think I'm not ashamed
that I have to ask you?
480
00:18:38,033 --> 00:18:40,191
I hate that I have to ask you.
481
00:18:40,222 --> 00:18:42,089
No, Dad, you do not need to apologize.
482
00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:43,788
Oh, yes, I do.
483
00:18:43,822 --> 00:18:44,934
I get why you're angry.
484
00:18:44,965 --> 00:18:46,241
I'm angry, too.
485
00:18:46,273 --> 00:18:47,386
You want to know why I'm angry?
486
00:18:47,419 --> 00:18:50,196
'Cause your grandmother told me to
buy life insurance and I didn't.
487
00:18:50,220 --> 00:18:53,043
If I had, I could just throw
my broke ass off the damn roof
488
00:18:53,076 --> 00:18:55,530
and you wouldn't have to
worry about anything!
489
00:19:00,075 --> 00:19:02,234
I...
490
00:19:02,266 --> 00:19:03,772
I'm sorry, Grandpa.
491
00:19:05,799 --> 00:19:08,383
I wanna hug you, but...
492
00:19:08,414 --> 00:19:10,411
I don't want to take the chance
after being in that crowd.
493
00:19:12,372 --> 00:19:13,714
We'll just pretend like you did.
494
00:19:19,272 --> 00:19:21,300
He's just upset.
495
00:19:21,333 --> 00:19:22,576
And don't worry.
496
00:19:22,609 --> 00:19:24,244
With his cholesterol,
497
00:19:24,276 --> 00:19:26,337
no one would have given him
insurance anyway.
498
00:19:26,370 --> 00:19:29,247
♪♪
499
00:19:29,280 --> 00:19:30,655
[Door opens]
500
00:19:32,224 --> 00:19:33,730
Dan?
501
00:19:33,762 --> 00:19:35,234
I'm awake.
502
00:19:36,770 --> 00:19:38,863
[Grunts]
503
00:19:38,896 --> 00:19:40,107
What happened?
504
00:19:40,138 --> 00:19:42,624
I thought you were gonna
spend the night at your place.
505
00:19:42,657 --> 00:19:45,504
Damn you, Dan Conner.
You're just too cuddly.
506
00:19:45,536 --> 00:19:47,072
Mm.
507
00:19:47,105 --> 00:19:49,690
I needed to hear that.
I had a rough day.
508
00:19:49,721 --> 00:19:51,848
Ohh. I'm here now.
509
00:19:51,879 --> 00:19:53,842
You can tell me all about it.
510
00:19:56,327 --> 00:19:58,715
All right, freak show, what's this?
511
00:19:58,748 --> 00:20:01,822
It's a picture of your face
on two pillows
512
00:20:01,856 --> 00:20:03,752
that are supposed to
represent your body,
513
00:20:03,784 --> 00:20:07,218
and they have perfume
and cocoa butter on them
514
00:20:07,250 --> 00:20:08,461
so they'll smell like you.
515
00:20:08,494 --> 00:20:10,621
All perfectly normal.
516
00:20:13,955 --> 00:20:16,899
Stay away from my man!
517
00:20:19,417 --> 00:20:21,773
Gotta tell you, it's kinda hot
when you fight for me.
518
00:20:21,804 --> 00:20:23,080
[Chuckles]
519
00:20:23,112 --> 00:20:24,650
Ohh.
520
00:20:24,684 --> 00:20:25,828
I'll cut a bitch.
521
00:20:25,861 --> 00:20:27,301
♪♪
522
00:20:30,603 --> 00:20:32,173
Hey, Darlene.
523
00:20:32,205 --> 00:20:35,868
I saved you a celebratory glass
of apple cider.
524
00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:39,859
While you were out sunning
yourself on a rock someplace...
525
00:20:39,890 --> 00:20:43,848
we shut down the supervised
drug testing at Wellman.
526
00:20:43,881 --> 00:20:45,615
Robin told me. Good for you.
527
00:20:45,647 --> 00:20:46,758
You're not watching me.
528
00:20:46,790 --> 00:20:48,559
I'm not watching anybody.
529
00:20:48,590 --> 00:20:50,454
I'm just gonna say I am.
530
00:20:50,488 --> 00:20:53,399
Ah. That's a relief.
531
00:20:53,431 --> 00:20:55,786
I just got high with Ben
in the driveway.
532
00:20:57,125 --> 00:20:58,436
[Laughs]